The divine superman of the future

2008-03-21T06:07:00.000-07:00

SHIFTED to state-depression.blogspot.com

2007-11-26T13:16:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone out there:)hmm DMN FUNNNNNN blogging from AUS. Wa actually quite FUN:)if only s'pore was this cold:)then i'll eat ice-cream everyday:)anyways. yay:)photos willbe next time.. dun have cable now.. anyways its really really fun here such that like we have time to like play soccer play basketball and stuff:)then now i have like 10 more BEST friends:) hmm ..eugene, yexun, jon lau, samuel, jun yan, TONY:)(thanks for the anime!), xue an, seng!(benny), daryl, MRS KHOO!!!LOL,. anywaysa..its like Jon lau got sum photography addictivity.. then i got food problem, must eat DMN lot, then xue an got soccer prob must play dmn lot then samuel got jon lau prob, always stick to him, eugene, crumpler prob, yexun got sum girl, sum person's sister, PROB.. sum elaine.. hmm i wonder whose sister is it? .. lolo hmm i think its elaine ho then i think theres another like hmm.. whats his name? i think hmmm sum yexun's best friend, sum eugene ho i think.. hmm.. got sum best friends... LOL anyway.. its REALLY fun like yesterday sum dude sprayed a arosal can then lighted it on fire then every body started screaming as the alarm went off.hmmm then anyway the fire brigade was called in. MISS YOU GUSY BaCK IN S"PORE>>ESP qing:)(whos in AUS also, but in mel) ... shannon alsoo:) hmm.. JIA HAN:) RUS!!!, MUMMY!, and all my other best friends(including MAO MAO cong(centipede daniel)..lol gota run no time liao goin camping:)

2007-11-15T07:01:00.000-08:00

wa.. nvr post for a few days liao.. wa shiok arh..after monday training like my leg like freaking pain liao lah SHIOK arh but no cramps.. lol anyways...got dmn lot to blog about.... hmm..like yesterday i went to see AMK badminton train then its like wa... think of last time i train like that... then its like feel dmn zibei.. lol anyways then like though i couldn't feel my leg its like i go play with desmond.. then kena sai cannot drop cannot defend like totally kena sai.. lol but it was a good game desmond was pro... lol anyways after that went ICE SKATING with russell minyi and weng fong... russell still as TALL as ever min yi skinnier than ever then weng fong still as fat as ever:) then i'm dmn happy cuz minyi said i look like korean with my hairdooo:) then its like they dmn spoil sport lor its like they don't want to go watch movie after skating thats like dmn XIAN walau... jean asked me to go watch game plan(erm.. okay i think recomended would be more appropriate)...then minyi rus and wf don't wan so sian..anyways i had to go home early....so sad then starting documenting again so xian then document until like super late like 1 or 2 lor... now i got new gf already:)my badminton racket then my wife is my badminton shoes and my mistress is my nike air force shoes:) oh yeah still got now my puma bag is my beau. hmmm still got what arh.. oya.. my tv remote too:)she's my lover.. LOL..OMG suddenly become dmn cold... wa i dmn zi high... anyways... DMN happy... cuz nothing much to do except get scolded by seniors... anyways.... my famous quote again:
" INEZ don't bicker kay! must be like happy:) like me like that happy that i have GF wife lover and mistress and lover... lol... and don't say i'm a jerk lah like that one...(don't think wrongly pple)"
-Jon FOO:)

2007-11-13T01:23:00.001-08:00

wa..DMN tired...procrastinating can be so tiring sometimes..lol...YAY:)tmr going ice skating :)then tmrs training we just have to watch the AMK pple train:)dun have to do anything just observe.. wa XIAN its like now training i nvr do anything also tio punish..but then also good lah:) now the team like dmn united:) all for one, one for all (I rmb you OBS ubin):) ...hmm... hmm..oh yeah i got into BSHP:)YAY.. but i dun wan BSP leh.. go china 6 mths.. walau.. then may miss SLC lor.. XIAN.... its like my first choice HP then second BSHP then got BSHP.. lol its like i got my first choice then they give me discount or smth.. lol but nvm lah i got free 50%:) anyways.. jay chou's latest album ROCKS man.. i'm like thinking is he like overstress or smth after his album then go niao pple until they resign lor.. wa DMN own leh.. i mean like who gives a DMN... cuz as a jay chou fan.. i don't really care if they jack up jolin's album sales... cuz i'm quite sure all the jay chou fans out there like me will like go meng buy his album then make his sales sky high.. lol..so... to all jay chou fans out there:
" Buy his album and trash 爱情特务J man. Support Jay pop, not J(jolin) pop!"
-jonfoo/jfoo/jonathan/ei8ht
wa..i wonder how much they pay me for advertistment.. lol

2007-11-10T06:17:00.001-08:00

wa ultimate liao today i only have less than 3 mins to blog....ARH>...anyways... nothing was interesting today..only like MSN was like my SaVIOUR:)lol cuz min yi would be like ultimately spastic:)then dmn fun to disturb.. then walau inez like DMN dao..
lol
ok GOTA RUN....

2007-11-09T07:46:00.000-08:00

hmm...i have like less than 15 mins to blog today.. today was like really really BORING. It was like i woke up at like 850(according to my room clock which is 10 mins slow). Then when my mom woke me up then i was like... walau you scamm me 9 o'clock then wake me up larh..XIAN... then oh yeah.. today i realised that you know that beatbox asia advertistment on 8 and u that one with winner of project superstar darren in it.. i realised that like i have theexact same shirt at him... lol.... anyway.. after that i went to school to grab sum last min stuff for this camp that i was supposed to go but was deprived of it cuz i am like under age?(15 lah) XIAN which means i have ALOT of documenting to do this week end and WORST of all have to attend sum wedding dinner on sun nite.. xian ....now like never get cramps for like 3-4 days already dmn not shuang lor.. i think i grew fatter lol... anyway.. i went to school then kope stuff from mr bala then left for orchard with my mom to go to the mint to kope sum coins. Then went to eat sum indonesian food which they scammed my mom and i like 30-40 bucks.. wa...DMN pain lor... anyways then after that i just came home to stone was like supposed to be working on documents but i was like super slow... lol.. took a break to duel with sum dude named king of cards on KCDVS then its like he lagg like siao then my comm screwed then i duel sum other dude then he come bugg me like SIAO can... nvm about that... suddenly i remembered sam kee's fav poem... uphill by Christina rossetti, the last line goes(in my version to make the joke more obvious like in s'pore slang) Will there be beds for me and all who sick? Yea, beds for all who cum. LOL gota run.. byebye:) famous quote:

"Relac sam there'll be beds for all who COME(what were you thinking? oh SICK man, how could you?)"
-J Foo/ Jon Foo/Jay Foo/ei8ht/jonathan

2007-11-07T22:08:00.000-08:00

Hmm... now adays arh i tell you everything aroudn us are like SUPER guai and FUNNY:) theres this guy in my class called bryan kor(AKA BK) so one fine day my mom brought me shopping(again) then i saw this super cool coffee shop(inset) called BK eating house:). BK next time i go there must treat me drink:) anyways, theres also this guy called BK also, called Bryan Kuah:) my best friend no. 109. hmm.. oh yeah.. look at another this thing lah the other photo(below).That day i went to CHINATOWN:) the best china place in sunny s'pore:) then i saw this super cool car plate num. its 1010 know:)

2007-11-07T20:39:00.000-08:00

Hmm....hi EVERYONE:) i'm like super BORED...everything seems to be getting to me. Anyways, recently like i went to AMK hub with my mom to go shopping for groceries then it seemed like she made me buy her a cup of yogurt(which she blamed me later for the sucky taste), then got this group of St Nick pple..erm.. of them was Zhi Wei(my batch at rosyth, but i don't know who she was..), anyways they then got DMN high. Kept giggling and stuff. Anyways, lifes a total boredom nowadays. either theres too much to do or too little to do. i still prefer MUGGING:) books are now my official girlfriend(although it seems that i suck at mugging). Anyways, now training is really dmn shuang... Then my coach is dmn cool too he says that he enjoying having cramps while he sleeps.. initially i was like OMG thats like dmn pain... but when i really got it.. wa..SHIOK arh...lol. YEAH then recently i got a pair of Nike airforce IV red white black. DMN NICE:)and i bought it like saving like almost 50 bucks can anyone believe it? NVM. anyways.. tell you arh i personally came out with a short list of must DOs for me lah at least:
1. watch goong s
2. eat, sleep, day-dream, stone, fantasize(if i spelt it correctly lah)
3. get cramps all day long
4. MOST IMPORTANT- play Yu-Gi-Oh
5. play miniclips
6. see jay chou niao pple until they resign
7. see how pple flame others on their blogs
8. read samuel's(2E guy from my level) blog for his latest post on his newest boyfriend
9. watch everything that i can find on youtube
10. kiss my racket
11. see liverpool get owned by sum noob team in EPL and own in champions league(8-0; the latest one)
12. disturb pple like inez, jean, shannon, my mom, my dad, han rui, ray, egg-head, minyi(sumtimes only), etc.
13. imagine that i'm jaychou and jump on my bed singing
14. darn i can't think of any more.. anyways....
I think that should be about it. :)CHOW:)

2007-11-07T08:06:00.001-08:00

OMG...yes i got my blog back:) gtoa run.. bye guys..
lol

2006-09-10T04:22:00.000-07:00

hi everyone ...i am at my grand ma hse and my bloody cousin(who is one yr older than me) is pressing the god dmn 5 button........ane wya i am blogging bout SCGS pple's different reactions to my perivious post....so basically i am being labeled a flirt n the council and so.....now to the contents......... first their reaction is basically the same except a few of them... so basically nicole was lyk totally cool bout it....and she was lyk : erm... ok i dun mind really....it is ur blog after all....nvm(no offence nicole) erm... now to grace(the sec1 one not sec 3 one)......she was lyk this:erm....so?..... this dosen't concern me at all what......... ane i can consider screwing min yi and crystal for spreding gossip bout me.....so now there is a gossip bout me having a crush on grace(sec1)....... i am no despo man...... come on....get a life....by the way pple there is a new section on my blog ....under my profile there is a new heading soundtracks.........pple go to the web site and download the song there.......gota run bye pple

2006-08-26T23:13:00.000-07:00

ok now for the second post.......this post is out to NICOLE of SINGAPORE CHINESE GIRLS SCHOOL.......... ok this feels wierd to post something that is out to some one.......erm.....stop freaking out man......... aneway isn't calling u pretty a compliment? aneway it is also not from me so u dun have to freak out so much man.....hahas.... those compliments are from teh followings: SOH CHONG KEAT and GIDEON YOUSUA PURWONO...

2006-08-26T22:47:00.000-07:00

hey all.....iexpect the SCGS pple to go crazy when they see this post about them...whatever....aneway i hosted this gp of MAD pple(that i called the bunch of white blue pple) from SCGS for the amazing race...... it was fun even though i got so called bullied............ initially when we were in the LT 2 and Mr Lim split the visitors into 8 groups then jerold and warren was lyk super desperately telling me this: Eh Jonathan we are your brother right? So lets change group. My chinese very " lan"
In actually fact they over saw the groupings and wanted to host u pple(that is if u bunch of white blue pple is reading this) OK... so the first stop we went to an indian temple in china town....on the bus ride there, the bunch of white blue pple were lyk toking toking and toking.........(i think they are going to tok more after reading this) among all the bloody DIALOGUES, i heard something about me.....(however i am serious not going to tell aneone out there but the second part was" Oh my god!!!!..............(sensored part) he is only sec one!!!") Aneway when we reached the temple, we found that we were the first so they started taking their own sweet time going around asking deevotees cause they refused to go pay the 2 dollar ticket that is needed for all non devotees before entering the temple..........aneway they decided to ask the man sitting at the ticketing counter what the answers to the quiz they were supposed to do was........in the end, the man kept on giving different answers......so the station masters decided to go by the answer..... and the white blue pple only got 3/5 however, because one of my station masters was my so call"brother" he gave me 5/5.....whatever...the next stop was the esplanade so merrily skipping off, we chionged towards the train station.......ok great i tink it is getting dry so let me post a photo....ok done....ane way the tast at the esplanade was to eat some durians....however somehow gideon gave my gp a box of sour ones......they white blue pple refused to eat the durians and simply freaked out...........not forgetting throwing them back into the box....and of course we the poor shiyun holding it(some how feels wierd to call her poor) ane way so they had to do the forfit.....which was push ups and jumping jacks anewya they refused to do it and just simply did a cheer...........ok then next thing u noe they chionged off towards the merlion.....at the merlion, they had to put up a skit on the history of the merlion.... so they came out wif this had shaking skit in which they shook hands...whatever...so came the reporting stop...FORT CANNING HILLL(or mosquito hill as i prefer to call it) we simply took the train and then walked.....as we had fun walking, we also gave the mosquites a nice red meal of red hot blood............ sadly, in the end, my gp still lost.....

2006-08-19T04:50:00.000-07:00

ok hi every one......ok great my dad is next to me and nagging....so irritating......lols.....yesterday i was at my music test and i had a super bad sore throat and had some stupid pitching problem...lols....surprisingly Mrs Chan still said that my group was super good....hahas.......lols..... after the performance Henry told me this: jonathan u go and solo all the way lor...hahas...... aneway the galvin sng guy (the computer studies relieve teacher guy was lyk chao good lor...he gave me 8 ACE just for handing up HW.......then the KOHKT was lyk dmn spastic lor.....on the first lesson he told me this: class....C++ is a very SPECIAL(whisper) programme....(blah blah and blah) super spastic...... ok i am sooooo going to form a band by choosing pple in my class to form the untimate band for 1H...the first member i am going to recruit is DANIEL CHAN WEI MIN....then i think SEAN LAI(the bloody pianist i have chosen cause i dun wan to play the piano) thats all i have in mind so far.......gota run before pple starts choking up my tagg box

2006-08-17T06:59:00.000-07:00

Hey pple....so how many sai kang warriors are there now??...i think only one lah.......no...make it three....The GST.....Gideon, Szeto and Tim......whatever....and i was totally excited bout the exams finishing...now i can't wait for the sch year to be over... cause i am cheonging in ACE now lor..... then the teacher say that my ACE can summit two of the same thing, but when i mailed it to her, she scolded me and told me not to do anemore....so GUAI4 ......aneway i was supposed to pick a song and then do some song attatchment to a set of slides with storyline..lols.....and this morn i had PE then my class played soccer....i deproved so much that my class mate did a throw in to me and i totally missed it big time...but i pulled through when i finally took off my shoes and started cheonging......aneway i some how slipped a fell heavily......and yeaterday Darren betrayed my group.....he claimed that he had done all the work for a chi project, when he just compilled it.....my group searched for the info and he just put it into the slides......he told the teacher that he solo-ed the thing...by the way, when the same gp did the Geog, everyone in my GP came out with god dmn excuses that they didn't have time and this and that .....so i solo-ed the whole thing.....and i didn't tell the geog teacher......i am so going to enjoy tomorrow....got music test then have to sing infront of the class wif Lu Chang....lols....hopefully i pull through wif Mrs Chan giving good comments.....hahas...

2006-08-12T07:36:00.000-07:00

hi guys it has been almost 2 mths since i last posted ....too busy lah....aneway...i am thinking of my attatchment......it feels rather funny...whatever...aneway...i was staring at the same old text box....semms lyk every one gave up on my blog...so i decided to start attracting sai kang warriors..........ok so where should we start from......ok so basically the teacher in charge of the national day carnival thing actually screw up all up lor...she ask all the organizing team(inclu.me!!) to stay back after the carnival to go for the god dmn counting of coupons......haiz fed up totally lor.....then was lyk sitting there staring at the bloody green pieces of paper lor....whatever...gota run.....i think i will blog sometime next week sionce the exams are over

2006-07-02T00:15:00.000-07:00

hi guys......actually i dunno why pple is choking up my textbox.........so guai4 then yesterday i went to the NYGH funfare.......it was totally cool man...... then got this super high ride.....lol....when i came down from it i wanted to puke....that was totally the first time i wasted to puke after a ride............it was not scary though......then want to play badminton badly.....cannot play propperly....i bai ka.........whatever...xian diao....i have even brown habit....
i haven't worn a polo t-shirt for lyk 3 yr and i wore one yesterday...
a total record break

2006-06-07T22:37:00.000-07:00

ok now i am a counciler-in-training.............then i am having a camp as i am leaving this entry,.....double camp lehs....dmn shiok lors..........then on the last night of the first camp a cockroach fly into the bunk and fly around the room.....then it cheong towards the fan to die......and it did....it split in to 2....one half on bryan's bed and the other on the floor....then i took the insect repellent on the half on the floor ....then the fan kena stuck lors...........dmn cool....then the mrs sim's daughter 6 and go and call us play with her monopoly JUNIOR......hahas....

2006-05-29T00:55:00.000-07:00

....hi guys......lols..............so sianz.....nothing to do.....that is of course other than hw lahz...........tomorrow playing wee kim wee cup liaoz........ and my team name is BLACKBERRIES!!!!!!!zai ritez?.....lurps...lols... then tomolo we playing Kranji lehz.....lets hope we can clean sweep............whatever.....and i dun quite get y pple is zuming and spamming (or whatever u call it ) my blog??????? i was haveing a peaceful tag box until now where every one come and spamm........chaoz...lols..whatever...and i have started the humanforsale thing and now dmn lot of pple is going there lahz..........copy me one lorz.......see i got dmn lots of influence lors...wahahaha...maybe i will be the emperor of singapore..lols whatever..

2006-05-20T23:03:00.000-07:00

hi every one.... lols.......i finally got thru the bloody piano lesson...........lols then my mum say i HUN GUO....i was dmn ji dong and xing fen when i came out of it i was almost celebrating lors..........ok whatever....lols.......then bing lin freaked out when i introduced grace to him....lols......he called her a bitch.....then when sam toked to her.....he rated her 10 on the bitch scale...lols....it was dmn funny los...toobad u guys weren't there man...lols

2006-05-20T01:53:00.000-07:00

hi every one.....lols long time nvr tok liaoz........aneway recently i have just went to this website...:humanforsale.com.......and guess what........i was worth$1,856,807......that is a fortune man.......ok now so who wants to buy me....for 1.8 million? ...
lols........whatever...
lols the bloody sabbatical teacher give all the s;ack gps 5 ace pts onli gime 3 ....
sucker lahz.......lolsi am also dmn pissed off with the bloody piano.......... fed up lors...........

2006-05-18T05:57:00.000-07:00

ok this is kakashi he simply rocks...lols.......he is from the hit series naruto........lols...aneway i went back to rosyth todae and found that now the sch is so much stricter....the bloody principal........now all the students become nerds liao lor......liaoz....aneway had a hel lot of gd time lor.....lols....... played rugby at a really samll space..lols......aneway my team trashed ........it consisted two girls..lols.......it was dmn fun although no one could catch me...lols lurps....aneway this amanda(amanda chia's friend) actually come and spamm my blog lor...dmn bo liaozzzz.....todae i learnt a few tricks from teh HIJACK course today...lols.......aneway.........i have decided to do something really cool........try out the new stock skills i have learnt in the neopets stock market...lols...dmn fun u noe.,......whatever....... aneway amanda scolded me for calling her chio in my last article.......lols ........and i wanted to go and watch M:I:3 but my mum disallowed me to go...lols....so it was off...(cause i am the organiser)... lols

2006-05-17T07:04:00.000-07:00

2006-05-17T06:49:00.000-07:00

now the photo is chee yang ...i got it from one of my pri friend's blog albums...lols..........ok now i have been dmn free recently because of the sabbaticals...lols.........then i am going back to rosyth tomorrow....SOOOOOO excited.......imagine ....going back and taking a break from ur busy schedule...lols plus u get to go back to sch in a different shen fen.....last yr on this very day i was still a student sitting in the classroom dosing off...lols..then tomolo i am going to go back to sch with some pple .....then u noe right most of the nanyang girls not chio rite?....then tomolo i going back to rosyth with this dmn chio girl from nanyang ...lols.....lurps............so zai3...

2006-05-16T05:36:00.000-07:00

Hi every one this is my new blog....lols......and i have found 2 new word to replace SIAO3 ; spastic and lurps.....lolshaha...
whatever.... then the sabbatical wk is dmn gd lah lessons end at 12 15 and have 45 min recess...lols.......lurp......ok whatever......so sad sian jian qi xia chuan ended with a sad ending......then i can't believe i am having my first slacking wk .........so sioks.........then the bloody piano is getting on my nerves.......lols...... then my coach is dmn mad about my team and i lah.....so angry that he make us run 15 round round that track and scolded us when we ran in more than half and hour.......i ran in 35 i tink........ then i was accused of cheating in the running.....lols........ siaoz....my tighs aching lyk siao lors....whatever....faggart...then jie rong got invited to a all-girl's party...lols.....cedric too......lols......dmn gd lah........and ronald if u r reading this u even tink bout it u will never get a such an invitation....lurps..